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Going, Going...Gone!
April 25, 2025 Have you ever hit a homerun? I suggest you try it. I realize how silly that sounds. But not many people can claim this...
Apr 25, 20251 min read


It's Very Bad to Steal Jobu's Rum
April 24, 2025 The family and I had a wonderful time in Cleveland over the past few days. We capped it all off by catching a game at...
Apr 24, 20251 min read


Mama Jaworski
April 23, 2025 Everybody has their secret pond. Everybody has their secret bend in the river. Everybody has their off-limits fishing...
Apr 23, 20251 min read


Rock and Roll Baby!
April 22, 2025 No stories today, just bragging. The clan DeGraw is up in Cleveland for spring break. Enjoying the sights, sounds and...
Apr 22, 20251 min read


Sorry Pope Francis
April 21, 2025 A shout out to Pope Francis, who fought for the little guy. I am so deeply sorry one of the last people you ever had to...
Apr 22, 20251 min read


Christmas 2, the Bunny Cometh!
April 20, 2025 Happy Easter everybody. A day where all the stores are closed (except for that wonderful little bodega on the sketchy...
Apr 20, 20252 min read


Phew, That Was Close!
April 19, 2025 After several rounds of ICE raids across the nation, white teenagers and college grads can breathe a sigh of relief. As...
Apr 19, 20252 min read


It's Your Sam!
April 18, 2025 No jokes today, no puns, no silly stories, no making fun of the doofus in the Whitehouse. Today, I want to say thank you...
Apr 18, 20252 min read


The Bachelor?
April 17, 2025 An investigative reporter has uncovered the true reason Trump has doubled down on ridding the country of immigrants, both...
Apr 17, 20252 min read


This Just In!
April 16, 2025 I love it when there is a breaking news story unfolding in real time and the person next to you starts asking questions...
Apr 16, 20251 min read


The Art of Conversation
April 15, 2025 Wife or kids not talking to you? Just hop on an important phone call! Call a restaurant and start ordering take out, try...
Apr 15, 20251 min read


Did You Hear Me?!
April 14, 2025 Yelling at the television accomplishes nothing my children tell me. Young fools, if they only knew the power I yield! ...
Apr 14, 20251 min read


Life Behind Bars Chapter 8
Chapter 8 Ownership In all my years of living on this planet we call Earth, I have never encountered a group of individuals who cry the...
Apr 13, 202511 min read


Strike!
April 12, 2025 Well, it's official...spring has gone on strike. In a stunning 5-to-4 vote last night at the Local 501 teamster's hall,...
Apr 12, 20251 min read


Somewhere Over the Rainbow
April 11, 2025 C3PO is clearly the scarecrow! How have I missed this after all these years?! On another note, Toto...great dog,...
Apr 11, 20251 min read
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