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May 10, 2025 We've all been there. That dreaded ding your phone makes when you get a text in the early morning hours. The sun isn't up...

May 9, 2025 Well, I had my first fall the other day. We all know what that means. Start the clock, my time is starting to wind down. ...

May 8, 2025 About a month ago, it started showing up in the mailbox. I didn't order it, neither did my wife. The kids certainly didn't,...

May 7, 2025 I think we should bring back the dirigible. Ones that don't spontaneously explode. That'll show those Germans! I mean...

March 6, 2025 A rainy spring and an unusual lack of landscapers has Gen Z and Millennials in a bind. An epidemic of shaggy lawns is...

May 5, 2025 Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody! If you said thank you, it's a trap! Ha, we got you! And you better not be drinking Dos...

Chapter 9 The Help I have, in this short life, done it all.  I have worked for a newspaper, I have worked in construction, I have worked...

May 3, 2025 Not that anybody is listening or cares, but I'm going to say it anyway. I will never step foot in a New Jersey diner ever...

May 2, 2025 If if wasn't bad enough seeing the Maga hats laying in wait at each cabinet member's seat, or that the red hatted faithful is...

May 1, 2025 There she was, driving towards me. A long haired blonde beauty. Her chariot was that of the BMW variety. A large...

April 30, 2025 As horror stories begin to mount concerning the White House's demand that all Federal workers return to work and end...

April 29, 2025 Breaking News! Your fat, unemployed friend from high school who still lives with this parents is having steak and shrimp...

April 28, 2025 So last week, Kristi Noem, the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security was robbed. She was robbed while in a...

April 27, 2025 Coming up after the commercial break...Oscar winning actor dead at 100, cause of death still unknown. Let me do your job...

April 26, 2025 It amazes me how often I lose my damned phone, or for that matter, how often we all lose our phones. These stupid...