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May 3, 2025 Not that anybody is listening or cares, but I'm going to say it anyway. I will never step foot in a New Jersey diner ever...

May 2, 2025 If if wasn't bad enough seeing the Maga hats laying in wait at each cabinet member's seat, or that the red hatted faithful is...

May 1, 2025 There she was, driving towards me. A long haired blonde beauty. Her chariot was that of the BMW variety. A large...

April 30, 2025 As horror stories begin to mount concerning the White House's demand that all Federal workers return to work and end...

April 29, 2025 Breaking News! Your fat, unemployed friend from high school who still lives with this parents is having steak and shrimp...

April 28, 2025 So last week, Kristi Noem, the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security was robbed. She was robbed while in a...

April 27, 2025 Coming up after the commercial break...Oscar winning actor dead at 100, cause of death still unknown. Let me do your job...

April 26, 2025 It amazes me how often I lose my damned phone, or for that matter, how often we all lose our phones. These stupid...

April 25, 2025 Have you ever hit a homerun? I suggest you try it. I realize how silly that sounds. But not many people can claim this...

April 24, 2025 The family and I had a wonderful time in Cleveland over the past few days. We capped it all off by catching a game at...

April 23, 2025 Everybody has their secret pond. Everybody has their secret bend in the river. Everybody has their off-limits fishing...

April 22, 2025 No stories today, just bragging. The clan DeGraw is up in Cleveland for spring break. Enjoying the sights, sounds and...

April 21, 2025 A shout out to Pope Francis, who fought for the little guy. I am so deeply sorry one of the last people you ever had to...

April 20, 2025 Happy Easter everybody. A day where all the stores are closed (except for that wonderful little bodega on the sketchy...

April 19, 2025 After several rounds of ICE raids across the nation, white teenagers and college grads can breathe a sigh of relief. As...