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April 3, 2025 Maturing as a human is kind of like being a train.  I know what you’re thinking, here goes crazy old Uncle Ray with another...

April 2, 2025 After watching Kevin Costner’s Waterworld during Movie Monday, Trump and his cabinet have decided to double down on...

April 1, 2025 If one more damned kid offers me a brownie and hands me a brown letter E made from construction paper I'm going to flip my...

March 31, 2025 If you were to hand a bottle of water to somebody standing in line to vote in Georgia, you would be arrested for vote...

Chapter Six If You Build It, They Will Come Let’s face it, the true ambition in life is to find your significant other.  To find your...

March 29, 2025 So, it happened. Mississippi just eliminated state income taxes. This, from a state that receives over 12 billion...

March 28, 2025 If anime is your thing, I can respect that. On another note, can I have the number of your drug dealer? Because the shit...

March 27, 2025 Hey, we've all been there before Donny. That horrible moment when you hit reply-all and accidentally send a reporter...

March 26, 2025 Nothing says "it's Spring!" like seeing piles of rotting leaves and woodchips being dumped on everybody's driveway. Sniff...

March 25, 2025 If we made everything out of Legos, it would be a lot easier to renovate. That is, if you remembered to keep the...

March 24, 2025 One of the greatest things about having children is that you get to play with toys again. What's even more fun is...

Chapter Five Zanzibar! It seems silly to me now as I think back to it...you know, “throwing” away my "so-called" career and a college...

March 22, 2025 There are two indicators that you are getting old. The first is seeing Drew Barrymore on the cover of AARP magazine. ...

March 21, 2025 Any documentary maker worth his salt can take a dumpster fire of a human being and make them look like the greatest thing...

March 20, 2025 The ultra wealthy are taking the stock market slump just as hard as the rest of us poor schlubs. Having to settle for the...