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April 10, 2025 In a "stunning" turn of events, and just in the nick of time, our benevolent king and ruler Donald Trump put another...

April 9, 2025 Scientists have recently been able to clone a species of wolf that has been extinct for over 10,000 years. In order to not...

April 8, 2025 It was announced earlier today that singer and songwriter Lenny Kravitz has decided he will no longer spend 23 hours a day...

April 7, 2025 I get the feeling that the sun is never going to shine again. It's never going to stop raining or get warm. Where are you...

Chapter Seven The Cast Hipster Henry Well, if dealing with millennials isn’t bad enough, meet Hipster Henry.  A simple minded sheep...

April 5, 2025 I feel like we're watching the sequel to Richard Prior's 1985 hit Brewster's Millions. If you're not familiar with the...

April 4, 2025 Over 3 trillion dollars of wealth has been wiped off the boards and into oblivion since the Bankruptcy Baron has taken...

April 3, 2025 Maturing as a human is kind of like being a train.  I know what you’re thinking, here goes crazy old Uncle Ray with another...

April 2, 2025 After watching Kevin Costner’s Waterworld during Movie Monday, Trump and his cabinet have decided to double down on...

April 1, 2025 If one more damned kid offers me a brownie and hands me a brown letter E made from construction paper I'm going to flip my...

March 31, 2025 If you were to hand a bottle of water to somebody standing in line to vote in Georgia, you would be arrested for vote...

Chapter Six If You Build It, They Will Come Let’s face it, the true ambition in life is to find your significant other.  To find your...

March 29, 2025 So, it happened. Mississippi just eliminated state income taxes. This, from a state that receives over 12 billion...

March 28, 2025 If anime is your thing, I can respect that. On another note, can I have the number of your drug dealer? Because the shit...

March 27, 2025 Hey, we've all been there before Donny. That horrible moment when you hit reply-all and accidentally send a reporter...