This Just In!
- Ray DeGraw
- Apr 16
- 1 min read
April 16, 2025
I love it when there is a breaking news story unfolding in real time and the person next to you starts asking questions that you have no chance of answering. Listen pal, I would love to be an authority on this matter that is unfolding right before our very eyes, but I have the exact same information you do!
Perhaps if I could concentrate hard enough and access the Akashic record, tap into some secret up-to-date highspeed informational portal that is somehow quicker than the live feed we are watching now...by golly I would! Maybe just give me a second so I can hop in my time machine, travel to the future and see how this insane story we are watching live concludes. Afterall, maybe I do have some sort of divine intervention that has afforded me these powers. Because you won't stop asking me questions I can't answer!
So, to reiterate my point here...I have the SAME information you do. This BREAKING news story is exactly what the television screen says, BREAKING NEWS. It is happening in real time. And although I would love to think I have the supernatural powers and the psychic ability to somehow answer you, alas, I do not. And don't even think about bringing me to a movie I haven't seen yet and pull the same bullshit, because I know you will!
"No, I don't know who killed the fucking butler, I haven't seen this! For the love of all things holy, stop!"
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