December 5, 2025 There are a lot of things that irritate me about this world. Mostly, technology. Yes, the same stupid thing I'm using here to get my point across. Hey, listen, I would gladly write a column every day for the local newspaper, but they don't exist any more! And those that have held on look more like a pamphlet written by a MAGA extremist who photocopied it at the local library and is handing it out at the mini-mall. So, alas, here I am. I miss the days whe

December 3, 2025 Tis the season of the Christmas light. As the weather gets colder, we see the bins get pulled out from our garages and attics. Children are forced to hold one end of the string as their parents try desperately to untangle last year's mess. The ladders are yanked out from underneath the leaves that fell late. I should probably clean those up. Ah, fuck it, I'm too busy. Save those for the spring. It's decorating time! Things have certainly changed since

November 23, 2025 As I stare at my yard, here in late November, I ask myself the same question every year at this time. Why do I own more than one rake? Maybe I'll ask the snow shovels, they're pretty cool, they might know what's up! But then again, there are some things in this world we're just never meant to know. Perhaps we'll just put this one down as yet another unsolvable mystery of life. Now I better stop procrastinating and pondering, and having delusions of gran