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January 3, 2025 I love the super conservative, patriotic way WPIX New York ends their broadcast day.  In a full display of outright love for their country, various country singers belt out the Star Spangled Banner to steel guitar with Old Glory waving triumphantly in the background.  A pure display of love for God and country for sure!  It’s even more poignant when it follows the 4:45am phone sex infomercial!  God Bless America!

January 2, 2025 Breathe deep.  Think happy thoughts…the sun will rise tomorrow.  And if it doesn’t, then you don’t have shit to worry about!

January 1, 2025 Day one of the January cleanse…I hope the kids at the liquor store don’t send out a wellness check on me!  Who am I kidding?  They’ll probably see me tomorrow night.  I don’t want those guys to be worried sick about me.

Testing, testing, one, two, three, testing... Welcome to the first post...can you hear me people? I hope so, because I'm not going to shut up! Let's start this off with a laugh. Chocolate sprinkles are a great way to hide mouse turds in dirty ice cream parlors.