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Run Forest, Run!
January 19, 2025 Even last place is still a place. As a matter of fact, its first place of all the lazy asses that sat at home and did...
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Don Quixote
January 18, 2025 Don’t want offshore windfarms? Aghast by the mere thought of renewable or clean energy? All of a sudden you’re worried...
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The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
January 17, 2025 I pulled a half dozen pens out of the jar on my desk before I found one that actually worked. Then, for some odd...
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Yes Men
January 16, 2025 Not to beat a dead horse, but one more thing on the Tesla truck thing…I had an epiphany about the subject after a long...
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Healthcare 101
January 15, 2025 If a rocket scientist working for NASA was given two tasks…One was to design a rocket to bring a group of astronauts to...
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Is This a Joke?
January 14, 2025 Speaking of Elon Musk, what exactly is a Tesla Truck? Have you seen these awful looking things? They are certainly not...
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Dr. Evil
January 13, 2025 Is it just me, or is Elon Musk officially the world’s first real super villain? He has his own fleet of spaceships, has...
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Writer's Block
January 12, 2025 Inspiration comes in dribs and drabs. When it does, grab it by the balls and squeeze with all your might. If you let...
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Something to Ponder
January 11, 2025 I may be a nut, but if you try to bury me, I may just become a huge tree and tower over you!
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Reuse, Repurpose & Recycle Please!
January 10, 2025 In a stunning turn of events, a suburban wife has miraculously discovered the recycling bin. Once considered a mythical...
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Hang in There Baby!
January 9, 2025 Life is one crushing defeat after another. The fact that we somehow find a way to prattle on is a testament to mankind.
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What's Up Doc?
January 8, 2025 Yearly physical today. These get more fun the older you get. The Doc wanted to give me a hernia and prostate exam. I...
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Where's the Game?
January 7, 2025 The simple act of watching television, especially a sporting event has become a baffling ordeal. How is it that when I...
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Ready for Takeoff!
January 6, 2025 I think most of the world’s problems would be instantly solved if a private jet carrying the entire cast of the “Jersey...
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Pay Attention!
January 5, 2025 If somebody is walking and texting in a parking lot, it should be perfectly legal to run them down with your car. ...
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