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February 11, 2025 What’s with all these February naysayers?  Why so damned glum?  I find the month to be quite majestic.  Who doesn’t...

February 10, 2025 I guess the Department of Government Efficiency took off this weekend?  While millions around the globe now starve from...

February 9, 2025 Ah, the Superbowl…Last chance to fatten up without feeling guilty before bikini season.  Oh, wait, Valentine’s...

February 8, 2025 One’s collections are nothing more than a mirror of time…trophies to mark an epoch.  I collect bar room mirrors and...

February 7, 2025 Behold! The McDonald’s Happy Meal.  Bringing smiles to children around the world, and filling our houses and landfills...

February 6, 2025 It’s not just the one-armed Wompas that need your help.  After the routing of the rebel forces on Hoth by the evil...

February 5, 2025 Hey listen, as a card carrying, pinko commie liberal, even I understand that a little fat has to be trimmed at the...

February 4, 2025 It seems that when each year passes, I get just a little bit larger…and my clothes get a little bit tighter.  Diet and...

February 3, 2025 Another boring day in February, another day to see what’s more affordable than bringing a family of four into the Bronx...

February 2, 2025 Planning out vacation and summer activities, as one does during the dregs of February, I quickly realized that bringing...

February 1, 2025 It occurred to me while sitting on the throne for the second time this morning, that human life is just year after year...

January 31, 2025 The January cleanse is officially over!  How did I do, you ask?  Well, let’s just say the kids at the liquor store did...

January 30, 2025 If you have a career batting average over .300 in the MLB you will make millions of dollars and eventually make it to...

January 29, 2025 Ninety Nine out of a hundred men who get caught stealing a loaf of bread to feed his family will eventually face...

January 28th, 2025 For those of you who find turning on the oven so painfully difficult... One two pound roast, or a two pound London...