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February 3, 2025 Another boring day in February, another day to see what’s more affordable than bringing a family of four into the Bronx...

February 2, 2025 Planning out vacation and summer activities, as one does during the dregs of February, I quickly realized that bringing...

February 1, 2025 It occurred to me while sitting on the throne for the second time this morning, that human life is just year after year...

January 31, 2025 The January cleanse is officially over!  How did I do, you ask?  Well, let’s just say the kids at the liquor store did...

January 30, 2025 If you have a career batting average over .300 in the MLB you will make millions of dollars and eventually make it to...

January 29, 2025 Ninety Nine out of a hundred men who get caught stealing a loaf of bread to feed his family will eventually face...

January 28th, 2025 For those of you who find turning on the oven so painfully difficult... One two pound roast, or a two pound London...

January 27, 2025 In other news, intelligence reports indicate Sgt Pepper and his Lonely Hearts Club Band are advancing on the western...

January 26, 2025 In a joint statement by the NFL and the Trump administration, the mysterious drones seen flying over the state of New...

January 25, 2025 I feel like I’m living in a movie right now where all of the world’s super villains have seized power and Superman is...

January 24, 2025 The next time I hear some parent endlessly complain about how much travel and club sports cost and how they spent their...

January 23, 2025 Send us your poor, your tired and your hungry yearning to breathe free so they can scrub out houses, cut our lawns, skim...

January 22, 2025 Brilliance and inspiration don’t come by too often.  And when they do, it’s quick and fleeting.  The greatest artists...

January 21, 2025 The worst thing about a polar vortex isn’t the frigid weather.  It’s certainly not frozen pipes or frostbite.  No, it’s...

January 20, 2025 After the endless parade of sugar, salt and fat that begins on Halloween and ends on New Year’s Day, we empty our...