A Public Service Announcement from the Alliance...

February 6, 2025

It’s not just the one-armed Wompas that need your help.  After the routing of the rebel forces on Hoth by the evil Galactic Empire, Tonton meat has become scarce.  The Emperor has cut off all public assistance and humanitarian supplies to the wooly beasts.  In an interview with 60 Minutes he was quoted as saying, “If I keep giving these moochers free meals, they won’t learn to hunt for themselves.  Even the one armed disabled ones should be able to catch one of those smelly Tontons!”

Such cruelty and ignorance from a man who has never had to work a day in his life.  Be we, the members of the Alliance know better.  Will you please find it in your hearts to help keep the Wompas from starving to death?  For just 62 cents a day you can make a difference.  Please don’t hesitate as time is of the essence.  Get on your communicators and give what you can, donate today!  

Every day in the cold is another excruciating day for these poor animals left behind in this brutal conflict.