And Leon is Getting Larger!

February 4, 2025

It seems that when each year passes, I get just a little bit larger…and my clothes get a little bit tighter.  Diet and exercise are a fruitless endeavor and yield little to no results.  But while doing the laundry the other day I made an important discovery.  I took notice of a jam packed lint basket after my load was complete.  Holy crap!  My clothes aren’t getting tighter, they’re shrinking! With each and every wash, more and more of my garments are smaller and smaller.  And that lousy, no good scale in my bathroom is a filthy, dirty, lying son of a bitch!