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January 12, 2025 Inspiration comes in dribs and drabs.  When it does, grab it by the balls and squeeze with all your might.  If you let...

January 11, 2025 I may be a nut, but if you try to bury me, I may just become a huge tree and tower over you!

January 10, 2025 In a stunning turn of events, a suburban wife has miraculously discovered the recycling bin.  Once considered a mythical...

January 9, 2025 Life is one crushing defeat after another.  The fact that we somehow find a way to prattle on is a testament to mankind.

January 8, 2025 Yearly physical today.  These get more fun the older you get.  The Doc wanted to give me a hernia and prostate exam.  I...

January 7, 2025 The simple act of watching television, especially a sporting event has become a baffling ordeal.  How is it that when I...

January 6, 2025 I think most of the world’s problems would be instantly solved if a private jet carrying the entire cast of the “Jersey...

January 5, 2025 If somebody is walking and texting in a parking lot, it should be perfectly legal to run them down with your car. ...

January 4, 2025 If you think about it, you never really own anything, you just borrow it for a little while.  Take your car for...

January 3, 2025 I love the super conservative, patriotic way WPIX New York ends their broadcast day.  In a full display of outright love...

January 2, 2025 Breathe deep.  Think happy thoughts…the sun will rise tomorrow.  And if it doesn’t, then you don’t have shit to worry about!

January 1, 2025 Day one of the January cleanse…I hope the kids at the liquor store don’t send out a wellness check on me!  Who am I...

Testing, testing, one, two, three, testing... Welcome to the first post...can you hear me people? I hope so, because I'm not going to...