Chin Up!

February 11, 2025

What’s with all these February naysayers?  Why so damned glum?  I find the month to be quite majestic.  Who doesn’t enjoy perpetually gray skies?  Jerks, that’s who!  Who doesn’t enjoy a frigid day with a gentle wintry mix that leaves an inch of ice on all your car windows?  Or how about that nice film of salt and grime that covers everything in a sinfully delightful white haze?!  Green leaves on trees and butterflies floating on a summer breeze…who the fuck wants that?  I think the only bad thing about February is that it’s too damned short.  So, I’ve had just about enough of your February bashing people!