My Sincerest Apologies

February 12, 2025

The following is a public service announcement for all BMW, Mercedes and Land Rover drivers…We, the little people, certainly understand that there is a different set of rules for those of you who are among society’s elite.  Speed limits, stop signs, yielding for pedestrians…we realize these “so-called” guidelines are optional for you pillars of high society.  But please, for your safety, and more importantly for the safety and well being of your vehicle, remember that the laws of physics and nature still must be adhered to! 

Can you imagine what would have happened to your roadster if I hadn’t jumped out of the way just in the nick of time?!  My lord, you might have been terribly inconvenienced today!  So please keep an eye out for us lowly plebs going about our daily business, or you might have to go a week or so without a car as your mechanic picks my brain matter and hair out of your grill and wheel wells!  I’m glad you at least had the wherewithal to give me a dirty look for the audacity of almost hitting your car with my body.