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March 19, 2025 There are three things a man will step over his own mother to get his hands on...a woman, a foul ball at a baseball game,...

March 18, 2025 When the weight of the world is hanging over your head, your best bet is to move out of the way. And if possible, push...

March 17, 2025 What do you do with a drunken sailor?  Shave his belly with a rusty razor?  That’s just mean!  Put him in a long boat...

Chapter Four The Great Escape The first couple of shifts weren’t the easiest, which is always the case when you start working a new...

March 15, 2025 It's parade day in Morristown, and I sure am glad to not be working! The kids and I made a quick tutorial on how to make...

March 15, 2025 My truck is an idiot. Every time I open the door it keeps telling me it's a jar. No, you moron it's a door! How many...

March 14, 2025 Here we go again. As the stock market tumbles out of control, the Bankruptcy Baron has brilliantly tackled the problem by...

March 13, 2025 Remember when the world was wired? Your computer, phone and printer sat on your desk. You snaked the wires through a...

March 12, 2025 Deciduous trees are nature's lazy jerks. Okay buddy, just take six months off every year and make us stare at a bunch of...

March 11, 2025 With the stock market crashing and all hell breaking loose with the second Trump administration, a shake up has occurred. ...

March 10, 2025 I'm going to start off by saying I personally have no ill feelings or disdain for daylight savings that many seem to have...

Chapter 3 Another Bump in the Road When growing up, my father and I loved watching Cheers together on Thursday nights.  Seems a bit odd...

March 8, 2025 Well, here is the inaugural video for Uncle Ray's Thought of the Day. Starring, yours truly, my daughter Miss Maggie Moo...

March 8, 2025 There has been a noticeable absence of Canadian geese returning as the weather begins to warm up.  A lot of blame has been...

March 7, 2025 I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that my son's pants are the same length as mine, or that I'm still folding...