Tough Day on the Range
- Ray DeGraw
- Mar 28
- 2 min read
March 28, 2025
If anime is your thing, I can respect that. On another note, can I have the number of your drug dealer? Because the shit you are on must be mind blowing. And on another note, if you love modern country music, you're an idiot. There, I said it. Live with it. Also, can I have the number for your drug dealer? Because listening to tales about your pickup truck and shot gun and your girl stealing your dog all to the sweet sounds of steel guitar while an American flag waves triumphantly behind you and your ten gallon hat can not be tolerated without some high test shit!
Oh, and one more thing...if I hear Owner of a Lonely Heart by the band Yes one more fucking time I'm going to drive my truck off a cliff. Seriously, who in the entertainment industry has decided that this piece of shit song has got to be played at least a dozen times a day on every God damned radio station out there? I mean, I think I even heard it on an all Spanish pop station the other day while drifting through the dial. Is there some crazy mind control message hidden in this dumpster fire of a song from the 80's? It's the only reason I can fathom the overplaying of this monstrosity. Am I missing something here?
Who knows, maybe I've been fighting the good fight way too long here. I think it's just time to buy in. I'll start watching the Hallmark channel, listening to cowboy troubadours belt out their twang and get my daily dose of Owner of a Lonely Heart. Maybe I'll even start watching all the Housewives spinoffs, binge me some Swamp People episodes, and let my brain slowly suffocate and die a blissful death of ignorance and mediocrity. Yes, that sounds nice.
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