Man I'm Thirsty!

March 31, 2025

If you were to hand a bottle of water to somebody standing in line to vote in Georgia, you would be arrested for vote tampering. In a state where the GOP continues to make voting nearly impossible for anybody who dares to live in a Democratic stronghold, this is actual law and they pat themselves on the back for it.

I'd like to see how those same people feel about Elon Musk dumping 20 million dollars of his own money into a special election in Wisconsin to replace a member on the State Supreme Court. I'd also like their take on him awarding two individuals a million dollars a pop for voting for Trump's hand picked stooge.

Hmmmm, a cold bottle of water that costs 20 cents at the supermarket while waiting in line for five hours because your district only has one polling station vs. an evil supervillain handing out million dollar checks for votes. Something tells me they would somehow spin this...hold on, let me go watch Fox News for a few minutes, I'm sure they've already come up with a perfectly cromulent explanation for why this is totally okay!

Keep draining that swamp.

Thirsty are ya? I'll give you a sip if you vote for the Democrat! Whaahahahahahaha! Diabolical!