Fountain of Youth

March 24, 2025

One of the greatest things about having children is that you get to play with toys again. What's even more fun is convincing your kids that if they don't put their toys away properly, they will wage a brutal and bloodthirsty war with each other. So all day, while they're at school, an unholy battle rages. Some make it, some don't. War is hell. The only bummer is when they eventually figure out it was you putting them in precarious positions all over the house. But damn, it's a fun ride while it lasts!

Take that! Giant rat! Too bad you weren't put away properly, you might have been spared.