E.T. Phone Old-Folk's Home

March 22, 2025

There are two indicators that you are getting old. The first is seeing Drew Barrymore on the cover of AARP magazine. The second is when your spam filter is filled with advertisements for dating senior singles. Ugh, this train ride is more than halfway over! This getting old shit is for the birds. I'll know it's really over when I see Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone on the cover hawking a book about how to get rid of varicose veins and cook the world's best chocolate chip cookies.

I'll let Jennifer and Emma cook these for me any time! And you, Kathy, my super awesome wife!