Thirty? Two? How About None for You?

May 2, 2025

If if wasn't bad enough seeing the Maga hats laying in wait at each cabinet member's seat, or that the red hatted faithful is now allowed, if not encouraged, to wear their hats to work in Federal buildings, maybe it was what the tyrant king had to say at the meeting. When asked about the rising cost of toys, and being reminded that 90% of them are made in China, the benevolent and all mighty ruler had this to say...

"You know, somebody said, 'Oh, the shelves are going to be open.' Well, maybe the children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, you know? And maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally"

Does anybody here know how to make those cornhusk dolls? Or those shrunken apple head dolls? Maybe we can get the kids in woodshop to start manufacturing wooden blocks the kids can stack. Oh wait, there's no money in the budget for woodshop any more since our Federal funding has been blocked. Oh well. It's imagination Christmas this year! The kids are going to love it!

Where are the rest of the gifts? What did we do? Piss off Santa?