Sorry Pope Francis

April 21, 2025

A shout out to Pope Francis, who fought for the little guy. I am so deeply sorry one of the last people you ever had to spend time with was J.D. Vance. Jesus Christ (no pun intended!). I am for sure, 100%, that the insane sacrifice and pain you had to endure during your last day on earth will be greatly rewarded in the after-life. I mean, somebody had to do it, right? And please, while you're up there, can you ask God if he can give at least half of the GOP's backbones back? Please?!

That is all, amen.

Dear Lord, please make the world normal again.