No Shit, Sherlock

April 27, 2025

Coming up after the commercial break...Oscar winning actor dead at 100, cause of death still unknown. Let me do your job for you bubblehead, he died of old age! For fuck's sake! What are you going to tell me next? Make sure to drink lots of water during a heat wave? Find a cool shady place if I feel faint? Let me guess, traffic going to the beach is going to be hell during Independence Day weekend? You get paid for this shit assholes, give people information they really need to hear. Like, I don't know, their president is a tyrant narcissistic asshole who is tearing apart the very fabric of democracy? Just a thought.

Toxicology reports are still pending...