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April 30, 2025 As horror stories begin to mount concerning the White House's demand that all Federal workers return to work and end...

April 29, 2025 Breaking News! Your fat, unemployed friend from high school who still lives with this parents is having steak and shrimp...

April 28, 2025 So last week, Kristi Noem, the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security was robbed. She was robbed while in a...

April 27, 2025 Coming up after the commercial break...Oscar winning actor dead at 100, cause of death still unknown. Let me do your job...

April 26, 2025 It amazes me how often I lose my damned phone, or for that matter, how often we all lose our phones. These stupid...

April 25, 2025 Have you ever hit a homerun? I suggest you try it. I realize how silly that sounds. But not many people can claim this...

April 24, 2025 The family and I had a wonderful time in Cleveland over the past few days. We capped it all off by catching a game at...

April 23, 2025 Everybody has their secret pond. Everybody has their secret bend in the river. Everybody has their off-limits fishing...

April 22, 2025 No stories today, just bragging. The clan DeGraw is up in Cleveland for spring break. Enjoying the sights, sounds and...

April 21, 2025 A shout out to Pope Francis, who fought for the little guy. I am so deeply sorry one of the last people you ever had to...

April 20, 2025 Happy Easter everybody. A day where all the stores are closed (except for that wonderful little bodega on the sketchy...

April 19, 2025 After several rounds of ICE raids across the nation, white teenagers and college grads can breathe a sigh of relief. As...

April 18, 2025 No jokes today, no puns, no silly stories, no making fun of the doofus in the Whitehouse. Today, I want to say thank you...

April 17, 2025 An investigative reporter has uncovered the true reason Trump has doubled down on ridding the country of immigrants, both...

April 16, 2025 I love it when there is a breaking news story unfolding in real time and the person next to you starts asking questions...

April 15, 2025 Wife or kids not talking to you? Just hop on an important phone call! Call a restaurant and start ordering take out, try...

April 14, 2025 Yelling at the television accomplishes nothing my children tell me. Young fools, if they only knew the power I yield! ...

Chapter 8 Ownership In all my years of living on this planet we call Earth, I have never encountered a group of individuals who cry the...

April 12, 2025 Well, it's official...spring has gone on strike. In a stunning 5-to-4 vote last night at the Local 501 teamster's hall,...

April 11, 2025 C3PO is clearly the scarecrow! How have I missed this after all these years?! On another note, Toto...great dog,...