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March 31, 2025 If you were to hand a bottle of water to somebody standing in line to vote in Georgia, you would be arrested for vote...

Chapter Six If You Build It, They Will Come Let’s face it, the true ambition in life is to find your significant other.  To find your...

March 29, 2025 So, it happened. Mississippi just eliminated state income taxes. This, from a state that receives over 12 billion...

March 28, 2025 If anime is your thing, I can respect that. On another note, can I have the number of your drug dealer? Because the shit...

March 27, 2025 Hey, we've all been there before Donny. That horrible moment when you hit reply-all and accidentally send a reporter...

March 26, 2025 Nothing says "it's Spring!" like seeing piles of rotting leaves and woodchips being dumped on everybody's driveway. Sniff...

March 25, 2025 If we made everything out of Legos, it would be a lot easier to renovate. That is, if you remembered to keep the...

March 24, 2025 One of the greatest things about having children is that you get to play with toys again. What's even more fun is...

Chapter Five Zanzibar! It seems silly to me now as I think back to it...you know, “throwing” away my "so-called" career and a college...

March 22, 2025 There are two indicators that you are getting old. The first is seeing Drew Barrymore on the cover of AARP magazine. ...

March 21, 2025 Any documentary maker worth his salt can take a dumpster fire of a human being and make them look like the greatest thing...

March 20, 2025 The ultra wealthy are taking the stock market slump just as hard as the rest of us poor schlubs. Having to settle for the...

March 19, 2025 There are three things a man will step over his own mother to get his hands on...a woman, a foul ball at a baseball game,...

March 18, 2025 When the weight of the world is hanging over your head, your best bet is to move out of the way. And if possible, push...

March 17, 2025 What do you do with a drunken sailor?  Shave his belly with a rusty razor?  That’s just mean!  Put him in a long boat...

Chapter Four The Great Escape The first couple of shifts weren’t the easiest, which is always the case when you start working a new...

March 15, 2025 It's parade day in Morristown, and I sure am glad to not be working! The kids and I made a quick tutorial on how to make...

March 15, 2025 My truck is an idiot. Every time I open the door it keeps telling me it's a jar. No, you moron it's a door! How many...

March 14, 2025 Here we go again. As the stock market tumbles out of control, the Bankruptcy Baron has brilliantly tackled the problem by...

March 13, 2025 Remember when the world was wired? Your computer, phone and printer sat on your desk. You snaked the wires through a...