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May 16, 2025 Do you remember the glorious feeling of euphoria when you were a child and your parents got lazy and decided they were...

May 15, 2025 I recall it feeling like being hit by a freight train. At first I thought it was a prank. Then maybe just a rogue DJ...

May 14, 2025 There is nothing more deafening than the sounds of a closed bar. Thinking back to all the years I was the last person...

May 13, 2025 I'm not one for tooting my own horn...but my Pulse is still pulsing! How did I make this happen? I don't know...but words...

May 12, 2025 So it seems Donald Trump is going to accept a luxury Boeing 747 jumbo jet worth approximately 400 million dollars from the...

May 11, 2025 My father died when I was eleven. I was raised by my mother and my four sisters after that horrible, horrible day in June...

May 10, 2025 We've all been there. That dreaded ding your phone makes when you get a text in the early morning hours. The sun isn't up...

May 9, 2025 Well, I had my first fall the other day. We all know what that means. Start the clock, my time is starting to wind down. ...

May 8, 2025 About a month ago, it started showing up in the mailbox. I didn't order it, neither did my wife. The kids certainly didn't,...

May 7, 2025 I think we should bring back the dirigible. Ones that don't spontaneously explode. That'll show those Germans! I mean...

March 6, 2025 A rainy spring and an unusual lack of landscapers has Gen Z and Millennials in a bind. An epidemic of shaggy lawns is...

May 5, 2025 Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody! If you said thank you, it's a trap! Ha, we got you! And you better not be drinking Dos...

Chapter 9 The Help I have, in this short life, done it all.  I have worked for a newspaper, I have worked in construction, I have worked...

May 3, 2025 Not that anybody is listening or cares, but I'm going to say it anyway. I will never step foot in a New Jersey diner ever...

May 2, 2025 If if wasn't bad enough seeing the Maga hats laying in wait at each cabinet member's seat, or that the red hatted faithful is...

May 1, 2025 There she was, driving towards me. A long haired blonde beauty. Her chariot was that of the BMW variety. A large...