Escape This!
- Ray DeGraw
- May 5
- 2 min read
May 5, 2025
Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody! If you said thank you, it's a trap! Ha, we got you! And you better not be drinking Dos Equis or Modelo...that's how Trump and his goons are going to sniff you out! In another moment of supreme cognitive thought, most likely after watching Escape from Alcatraz on Turner Movie Classics last night, Trump has decided to re-open Alcatraz prison...all in the hopes to fill it with the murderous and dangerous immigrants that go bump in the night! This also includes judges who dare defy him with you know, the law...and journalists who foolishly question the all mighty ruler and king.
No, I'm not being silly, or making this shit up. Look it up! He wants to reopen Alcatraz prison! But his weekend madness didn't stop there. In a move that baffles the mind, he wants to put a 100% tariff on any movie that has the audacity to film outside the United States of America. Why? Because he wants to make movies great again! But more realistically, he feels that he can't put his foot on the throat of movie producers outside of his jurisdiction. Anything made outside his walls is nothing short of propaganda...his words, not mine. This man is literally nuts...toys in the attic, surely gone fishing.
You can't go more than two days without his batshit craziness spewing across the headlines. How does this happen? I'll tell you how. He has surrounded himself with spinless yes men who applaud these efforts and the stooges in Congress lack the spines to combat it. Fucking pussies. If you're not terrified by this monster, you should be. Each day that passes it gets worse and the only thing that gets people's heads out of the sand is when their 401k starts to tank. To quote from the monster himself, SAD!
What will it take to stand up to this? Another great depression? A sheet of plywood costing $150 dollars? Not being able to afford your groceries? Your neighbor being thrown into jail because he had the nerve to not be white and from this country? Or maybe finding yourself in a big, new, beautiful Alcatraz prison because you were caught reading this article. Be careful what you wish for America, you just might get it.
Happy Cinco de Mayo, the next cerveza is on me.
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