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February 18, 2025 Did you ever think to yourself that at some point in mankind's history, somebody looked at a lobster and said, "You...

February 17, 2025 I don’t think Gronk, the Kelce brothers or the Manning family are in enough commercials.  Since the Legislative branch...

February 16, 2025 Keurig coffee makers…only in America can a company figure out how to charge $30 for a pound of coffee.  Bravo you...

February 15, 2025 This is a great song!  Who sings this?  The answer to this question is inevitably Donovan.  Go ahead, prove me wrong!

February 14, 2025 Valentine's Day…a chance to prove your love by spending as much money as humanly possible.  You say chocolate and...

February 13, 2025 It’s easy to be a liberal when you are young, poor, idealistic and the rest of your friends are all on your side.  It...

February 12, 2025 The following is a public service announcement for all BMW, Mercedes and Land Rover drivers…We, the little people,...

February 11, 2025 What’s with all these February naysayers?  Why so damned glum?  I find the month to be quite majestic.  Who doesn’t...

February 10, 2025 I guess the Department of Government Efficiency took off this weekend?  While millions around the globe now starve from...

February 9, 2025 Ah, the Superbowl…Last chance to fatten up without feeling guilty before bikini season.  Oh, wait, Valentine’s...

February 8, 2025 One’s collections are nothing more than a mirror of time…trophies to mark an epoch.  I collect bar room mirrors and...

February 7, 2025 Behold! The McDonald’s Happy Meal.  Bringing smiles to children around the world, and filling our houses and landfills...

February 6, 2025 It’s not just the one-armed Wompas that need your help.  After the routing of the rebel forces on Hoth by the evil...

February 5, 2025 Hey listen, as a card carrying, pinko commie liberal, even I understand that a little fat has to be trimmed at the...

February 4, 2025 It seems that when each year passes, I get just a little bit larger…and my clothes get a little bit tighter.  Diet and...

February 3, 2025 Another boring day in February, another day to see what’s more affordable than bringing a family of four into the Bronx...

February 2, 2025 Planning out vacation and summer activities, as one does during the dregs of February, I quickly realized that bringing...

February 1, 2025 It occurred to me while sitting on the throne for the second time this morning, that human life is just year after year...