Oh the Humanity!

May 7, 2025

I think we should bring back the dirigible. Ones that don't spontaneously explode. That'll show those Germans! I mean seriously, how do you travel all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, take a spin around Manhattan, and then poof!? And over New Jersey of all places. Can you imagine? Making such a journey only to die in New Jersey? At least it was on the beach. If we only could figure out a way to get the cast of the Jersey shore to travel back in time and be standing right underneath it when it happens. Oh, but I dream.

Dear, dear! Don't worry, if it gets a hole, we'll just slowly drift back to earth.