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Chapter 16 You’re Welcome! I have been accused of many things in my life.  I have been told I am arrogant, brash, have a small shred of...

July 5, 2025 As a result of the moronically named "Big Beautiful Bill" signed into law yesterday, 17 million people will lose their...

July 4, 2025 Happy birthday you old dog! You're currently being run by rich assholes, and nitwits of the highest order. Good luck with...

Chapter 15 $2.13 and the Art of the Tip In my 20 years of tending bar, it never ceased to amaze me how many people out there don’t know...

July 2, 2025 Well, it turns out that we really do need those damned immigrants. And get this, not all of them are murderers! Not only...

July 1, 2025 Dear 10pm snack, you have valiantly proven once again that I am no longer a young man. Long gone are the days of going to...

June 30, 2025 After years of study, it turns out that fireworks may be dangerous? At least that's what the news keeps telling me. For...

June 29, 2025 For the longest time, June 29th marked the worst day ever for me and my family. My dad suddenly and without warning died...

Chapter 14 There Are Only Ten Drinks  (Time to get technical!) There were three questions that always seemed to pop up from customers on...

June 28, 2025 I have a message to the idiot who purposely makes his muffler misfire in a vain attempt to be heard. Yes, I hear you...

June 27, 2025 I'm not sure if it was a testament to great customer service, or a sign that my drinking has progressed to the next level. ...

June 26, 2025 The thing I remember the most about going to the Jersey Shore as a child and even as a young adult was the fresh seafood. ...

June 25, 2025 Well, I guess it turns out that birds of a feather really do flock together. Notorious cheater and steroid junky Roger...

June 24, 2025 It's the first heatwave of the season! Whatever will we do?! At least all of the local news sources out there have us...

June 23, 2025 I will start this off with saying I realize there is an ass for every seat. As a matter of fact, it's our family motto. ...