You Got Me!

July 11, 2025

For all my big talk, for all my bluster, for all my saber rattling, Bezos got me. Sure, it was after a few drinks last night, but I was weak. I folded like a cheap lawn chair tossed to the side of the road. What can I say? Liquors drunkened me and my inhibitions were thrown out the window. I mean, how could I pass up on a Lego Star Destroyer that was marked down $50 dollars? And you want to know what the worst part is? I didn't stop there! Because of my super awesome savings (with free delivery, I might add) I threw in a Lego R2D2. I mean, why not? Bleepbloop, bleepbloop! What's that R2? Why didn't I buy C3P0 too? What do you think I am? Made of money?! Besides, I need Bezos to suffer a little bit!

Who can say no to this face? Whoozaboozaboo?!