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July 11, 2025 For all my big talk, for all my bluster, for all my saber rattling, Bezos got me. Sure, it was after a few drinks last...

July 10, 2025 As the United States begins its death spiral under the current gaggle of thugs, I had a thought. What will save us from...

July 9, 2025 Geez, no taxes on tips ey? That's a campaign promise from the all mighty and benevolent ruler and king that has come to...

July 8th, 2025 Sorry Mr. Epstein, but we can not publish your book. As you look up from the burning inferno that is your eternal...

June 7, 2025 The waiting is over! Screw Christmas. Screw Easter. Screw Memorial Day and screw Independence Day. The real day all...

Chapter 16 You’re Welcome! I have been accused of many things in my life.  I have been told I am arrogant, brash, have a small shred of...

July 5, 2025 As a result of the moronically named "Big Beautiful Bill" signed into law yesterday, 17 million people will lose their...

July 4, 2025 Happy birthday you old dog! You're currently being run by rich assholes, and nitwits of the highest order. Good luck with...

Chapter 15 $2.13 and the Art of the Tip In my 20 years of tending bar, it never ceased to amaze me how many people out there don’t know...

July 2, 2025 Well, it turns out that we really do need those damned immigrants. And get this, not all of them are murderers! Not only...

July 1, 2025 Dear 10pm snack, you have valiantly proven once again that I am no longer a young man. Long gone are the days of going to...

June 30, 2025 After years of study, it turns out that fireworks may be dangerous? At least that's what the news keeps telling me. For...

June 29, 2025 For the longest time, June 29th marked the worst day ever for me and my family. My dad suddenly and without warning died...

Chapter 14 There Are Only Ten Drinks  (Time to get technical!) There were three questions that always seemed to pop up from customers on...

June 28, 2025 I have a message to the idiot who purposely makes his muffler misfire in a vain attempt to be heard. Yes, I hear you...