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Well, Duh!

Ray DeGraw
Aug 5
1 min read

August 5, 2025

After several hours of poking and prodding, the skilled and undivided attention of numerous doctors, along with millions and millions of dollars, Ozzy Osbourne's cause of death has finally been determined. He was Ozzy Osbourne. Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

How the hell was this guy alive?! Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

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