The Perfect End

July 24, 2025

I've been thinking about this for a while. How will this nightmare end? When will the bad man go away? What would be the most fitting end for this monster we call a president? I was hoping he would end up in an orange jumpsuit, but there are different rules for the wealthy. Convicted of a crime, let alone 34 of them? No worries, you're rich! You don't have to go to jail. Hey, you can even be president! What a country!

I would never want to see an assassination, that's not how things should be done, ever, period. Besides, that would just make him a martyr...and the last think I want is to see this man memorialized forever. Besides, the MAGA nuts would always blame the leftist commie pinkos, even though it would most likely be one of their own with a fucking machine gun. And JD Vance would be president. Oh, God, please, no!

Then I thought about him missing a step coming out of Air Force One and rolling down the hard metal stairs...but again, MAGA conspiracy theorists would blame some poor airport worker for loosening a stair or some stupid shit like that...and JD Vance as president. God help us all! A stroke maybe? That would be fun to see him end his days suffering as a drooling vegetable...although, that's not too far off from what we see now. So how will this end? The courts haven't worked, the GOP are spinless cowards and bend to his will and kiss his ring...so no help there either.

Then it came to me. Lightening! Picture the scene, the tyrant king with Stephen Miller, JD Vance and Pete Hegseth putting out on the 18th hole of Mar-a-Lago. The worst of the worst of the A-hole gang. The Press Corp eagerly awaiting them to finish so they can get in a few questions, a couple of good still shots for the papers. The cameras are rolling. Off in the distance a few suspect clouds, but nothing to worry about, the heavy stuff won't be rolling in for a while. Play on!

Then, with a flash, a crackle and a bang, 300 million volts sent straight from the heavens. There's no spinning that! A direct message from God himself. Could it be that the All Mighty doesn't quite care for a convicted criminal, adulterer and pedophile holding the highest office of the land? And that he doesn't care much for his stooges either? I'd like to see the pastors at the mega churches and the southern Baptists tackle that one. God, if you're listening, I won't take credit for this idea. All yours buddy!

A fitting end to a group of horrible monsters. Ah, but I dream. I'm sure the MAGA nitwits would still think the Democrats were involved. Jewish space lasers or a cloud seeding weather machine developed by Elon Musk to exact his sweet sweet revenge. Of course Mike Johnson would be president...but I guess we can't have our cake and eat it too. Fore!!

And the Heavens opened, and the Lord spoke and with a mighty flash he vanquished the bad scary men. And the Villagers sang and danced...