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One Glorious Day

November 10, 2025 I don't know when that time will come. That day when I don't need to cash in my change jar. I mean, every time I do it, I tell myself, "Ray, this is it, you will never have to do this again." And then, as the whiskey tube that serves as my collection vessel begins to overflow, the shit hits the fan. Crazy, isn't it? I would love to take that jar to a Coin Star (if they still exist, do they?) and pour it in, see the grand total, and hit the donate button.

Nov 10, 20252 min read

I Want My Cake Now!!!!

November 7, 2025 They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Nothing could be more true from the scene we witnessed in the Oval Office just yesterday afternoon. A representative from the pharmaceutical industry abruptly fainted during a press conference, throwing the room into a frenzy. As most of the onlookers helped the man, President Trump simply looked over to see what was going on, then turned away and stood at his desk staring off into space. Presumably waiting fo

Nov 7, 20252 min read

Hope

November 5, 2025 Well, by garsh, it's been a while! To my devoted fans, all four of you, I missed ya guys! It's been hard to write the last three months, as my son William has been touring around the state of New Jersey as a proud member of the Roxbury High School Marching Band. Yes, the same band that just won the State Championship for Division Double-A down in Trenton last weekend! Oh yeah, that's right baby! State Fucking Champs! But my absence wasn't only due to my

Nov 5, 20253 min read

No Kings

October 20, 2025 So just what is Antifa? If you were to listen to the leaders in the current dictatorship, they would have you believe it is a terrorist organization. One that is rife with haters of America, outside agitators, murderers, rapists, Hamas thugs and more and more of those incredibly dangerous immigrants. But alas, once again, they are dread wrong. Gasp! That's right, I said it! Now, please take in the following lesson before they send the goon squad after m

Oct 20, 20253 min read

Lunatics Unite!

October 5, 2025 Well here we are. The battle lines have been drawn in the sand. The super grown up president and his minions have branded anybody who doesn't agree with them, or kiss their collective ring, as the Lunatic Left. The messaging on the right is tight and it is united. If you don't buy in, you are an enemy from within. I can't believe I am writing this. Too many times I have been caught in a conversation where the person on the other end just assumes I am of

Oct 5, 20253 min read