I Want My Cake Now!!!!

November 7, 2025

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Nothing could be more true from the scene we witnessed in the Oval Office just yesterday afternoon. A representative from the pharmaceutical industry abruptly fainted during a press conference, throwing the room into a frenzy. As most of the onlookers helped the man, President Trump simply looked over to see what was going on, then turned away and stood at his desk staring off into space. Presumably waiting for this nuisance to be removed.

If that doesn't say all you need to know about this clown of a man, than I don't know what does. What kind of lowlife just stands there and pouts while a fellow human being lays helpless on the ground? For God's sake, he may have had a major heart attack, he may have hit his head on the way down...he may very well be dead! I'm so sorry Don, that your presser was so rudely interrupted in this unsightly and poorly timed manner! The nerve this guy had to faint like that!

I mean seriously, even Stephen Miller, Nosferatu himself, is helping! For fuck's sake! The man is literally standing at attention at his desk like a three-year-old who was promised cake but is being forced to wait because somebody got hurt on the swingset! "Hold onto your horses Donny, little Timmy got hurt...your cake can wait!"

If I'm the Democratic party I'm posting this picture on absolutely everything. And I mean everything. Billboards, telephone poles, subway cars...don't hold back. Show the world the absolute monster that this man is. I've always believed that you can only be an asshole for so long until the truth is exposed. For those of us who don't bury our heads in the sand, we already knew. I'm hoping the rest of you ostriches follow suit.

Seriously? I was in the middle of something!