To Boldly Go...

July 5, 2025

As a result of the moronically named "Big Beautiful Bill" signed into law yesterday, 17 million people will lose their healthcare coverage. Nicely done ass wipes, nicely done. There will be a special place in hell for all of you soon enough. As the BBB starts getting rolled out, there is a ton of delicious pork in it that boggles the mind. The highlight so far is $85 million dollars allocated to move the Space Shuttle Discovery from the National Air and Space Museum to Texas.

Because, why have something like a Space Shuttle in an Air and Space Museum? Silly, right? Best part is, there isn't even a facility in Texas to house and display the mighty Space Ship. They have to build one! The even better part of this boondoggle is that the Smithsonian is estimating the cost to transport and display the spaceship to be between $300-and-$400 million...because, you know, they did that already. They might have some inside knowledge on the subject.

So, after stripping away healthcare from 17 million people, we have money to move retired spacecraft to places that don't exist yet, throw multimillion dollar military parades and go golfing multiple times a week at the expense of John Q. Taxpayer. But hey, poor people can't go to the doctor any more. Well done. I guess you're banking on these 17 million people dropping dead before midterms? For your sake, you better hope that's the case.

"And we have liftoff!"

These are the voyages of the Space Shuttle Discovery, its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, such as the state of Texas, to boldly go where no one has gone before. Just hope your grandma doesn't get sick!