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July 23, 2025 Aaron Boone, worst baseball manager of all time. Brian Cashman, most overrated General manger of all time. Hal Steinbrenner, awful execubot...needs to sell the team. Aaron Judge's career is being wasted with this awful regime. I will never see the Yankees win a World Series again. I could care less about football or basketball (go ahead, report me to the un-American activities commission)...and get this I'm a New York Rangers fan! I will never witness one

July 22, 2025 All across the world in caves, barns and attic spaces alike, bats are celebrating the demise of the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. The mere fact that this man lasted 76 years was quite astonishing and quite frankly impressive. That's like 760 years in rock and roll age. Well done to a life well lived. Other than your quirky reality tv shows you did with your family, you will mostly be remembered for your music. Black Sabbath leading the way, and rightfu

July 21, 2025 The current President and tyrant king is already a convicted felon, so he's in pretty rarified territory to begin with. He orchestrated an attempted coup and sent an army of MAGA nitwits to storm the Capital Building when he lost to Joe Biden. Not only did he get away scot-free, he pardoned every single one of them! Again, rarified territory and total corruption at its highest level. When the Jeffrey Epstein files are finally released, it will most likely sho

July 20, 2025 I'm usually not one for reboots, or sequels, or long running serials that have gone passed their prime. I hate when the powers that be redo a classic film or tv show, insert the latest Hollywood twits, and wait for the dump trucks of money to come in. It's awful, it's painful and I loath the fact that I end up watching half of this crap with the hope that just maybe one of them will hit paydirt and deliver us to simpler times. Or, at the very least, make me l

July 19, 2025 I'm starting to think that with every decade you manage to stay alive, your doctor rewards you with another pill to take. Starting this week, I'm up to four and a daily vitamin. What will my 50's bring I wonder? I'm thinking a baby Aspirin. Perhaps some Carter's Liver Pills? Only time will tell! Give these a try, if they don't work we'll bleed you out with some leeches.

July 18th, 2025 While waiting for the second half of the baseball season to begin, and nothing to watch on the telly, I happened upon the original Jaws. Yes, 50-years-old, she is. Hard to believe, but then again I'm almost 50 myself. So, not that hard I guess. I usually watch it at least once or twice a year on DVD, but I lent my copy to my brother-in-law and he flat out refuses to give it back! Or as he puts it, "Damn, I forgot again." Yeah, right, Andrew. The nerve!

July 16, 2025 If you heard the opening song to 'Showtime at the Apollo' it was abundantly clear that you had stayed up way too late. Those of you who grew up in the 80's and 90's know exactly what I'm talking about. If not, we probably wouldn't have been friends. Holy crap! Is it 1am already? I better get my ass to bed!

July 15, 2025 My father was a sports reporter. That's what the guy did for a living. He got to watch sporting events all over the country, go into locker rooms to meet the players, hobnob with the coaches and owners...amazing when I think of it. He flew with them on planes, stayed at the same hotels and went out to dinner with them when on the road. This is how my father paid the mortgage and kept us fed. It was an awesome way to grow up. Even more so when a player would

July 14, 2025 A few years ago the seltzers started to appear at BBQ's across the nation. It was an answer at how horrible beer had become. I know a lot of you folks out there love the IPA, but to me I might as well be drinking poison. Then there was the Imperial Stouts, Lambics and Ales...yes, they are tasty but at 10% alcohol and thicker than paint, pounding one of them during a pool party just doesn't quite mix. And don't even get me started with Sours...who the fuck th

July 13, 2025 Please forgive the departure! I just realized I never posted anything yesterday. My sincerest apologies to my devoted six readers out there. My bad! And for those of you that thought I must be dead, no such luck. For you see, I was too busy working on a project at the money pit over here in the foothills of Succasunna. Back in March I purchased new railings for my wrap around porch to beat the tariffs, and the materials have been sitting collecting dust ever

July 11, 2025 For all my big talk, for all my bluster, for all my saber rattling, Bezos got me. Sure, it was after a few drinks last night, but I was weak. I folded like a cheap lawn chair tossed to the side of the road. What can I say? Liquors drunkened me and my inhibitions were thrown out the window. I mean, how could I pass up on a Lego Star Destroyer that was marked down $50 dollars? And you want to know what the worst part is? I didn't stop there! Because of my

July 10, 2025 As the United States begins its death spiral under the current gaggle of thugs, I had a thought. What will save us from this madness? Who can save us from this sinking ship? Superman? No, not even the man of steel can help us...besides, the tariff on metals is through the roof. Jeff Bezos? No, his seven million dollar an hour salary might suffer a bit from a lackluster Prime Week. He might only be making six million an hour come Monday. Poor bastard. I r

July 9, 2025 Geez, no taxes on tips ey? That's a campaign promise from the all mighty and benevolent ruler and king that has come to pass with the Big Beautiful Bill. Yes, he has come to rescue the working class yet again! Maybe I should just go back into tending bar now that my paycheck would be tax free! Thank the maker! But wait, there's a catch... So first off, your state taxes, local taxes (if you have them), state unemployment taxes, Social Security and Medicare al

July 8th, 2025 Sorry Mr. Epstein, but we can not publish your book. As you look up from the burning inferno that is your eternal damnation for a lifetime of raping underage girls and also providing them to your cohorts, we feel that publication of such material would not be good for business. Yes, yes, we realize that your old partner in crime made it a campaign promise to release your full client list from your little black book...but you see, he didn't realize he was in i

June 7, 2025 The waiting is over! Screw Christmas. Screw Easter. Screw Memorial Day and screw Independence Day. The real day all Americans have been waiting for arrives tomorrow. And just to sweeten the pot, it's no longer just one day. It's Prime Week baby! A time when we Americans hunker down on our computers and binge shop cheap shoddy merchandise, that nobody in this world needs, for rock bottom prices! Oh, the joy of it all. The memories so priceless (no pun inte

July 5, 2025 As a result of the moronically named "Big Beautiful Bill" signed into law yesterday, 17 million people will lose their healthcare coverage. Nicely done ass wipes, nicely done. There will be a special place in hell for all of you soon enough. As the BBB starts getting rolled out, there is a ton of delicious pork in it that boggles the mind. The highlight so far is $85 million dollars allocated to move the Space Shuttle Discovery from the National Air and Space

July 4, 2025 Happy birthday you old dog! You're currently being run by rich assholes, and nitwits of the highest order. Good luck with that! Now go get drunk, light off some explosives and eat some hotdogs. Because a year from now, you probably won't be able to afford such luxuries. Oh well, it was a good run while it lasted. It was great in the beginning, but all I'm left with is a molten pile of shit.

July 2, 2025 Well, it turns out that we really do need those damned immigrants. And get this, not all of them are murderers! Not only that, not every immigrant is a member of MS-13. Crazy right? Who knew? As the cowardly masked secret police round up hard working folks on a daily basis, our farms go dangerously understaffed as the summer growing season slowly leads us into harvest. I hate to tell you this, but Americans love to eat and by summer's end there may not be e

July 1, 2025 Dear 10pm snack, you have valiantly proven once again that I am no longer a young man. Long gone are the days of going to the diner for cheese fries and gravy after a long night of drinking. Or how about those glorious nights back in the 90's when McDonalds would have those Chicken Mcnugget deals for the 20-peice boxes? I can't remember the exact cost, but I know it was cheap enough to get a half a dozen of them between the gang and I and our minimum wage sala

June 30, 2025 After years of study, it turns out that fireworks may be dangerous? At least that's what the news keeps telling me. For instance, if you hold a lit firework in your hand, it may very well explode! But that's what makes it fun...seeing who holds on the longest! Poppycock I say! If you place a bottle rocket in you teeth and ignite it, there's a good chance it may burn your face! Well how the hell am I supposed to aim it at the kids next door? A bottle? What