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Thank the Maker!
April 10, 2025 In a "stunning" turn of events, and just in the nick of time, our benevolent king and ruler Donald Trump put another...
Apr 10, 20252 min read


Clone This!
April 9, 2025 Scientists have recently been able to clone a species of wolf that has been extinct for over 10,000 years. In order to not...
Apr 9, 20251 min read


Breaking News...
April 8, 2025 It was announced earlier today that singer and songwriter Lenny Kravitz has decided he will no longer spend 23 hours a day...
Apr 8, 20252 min read


Happy 100th!
April 7, 2025 I get the feeling that the sun is never going to shine again. It's never going to stop raining or get warm. Where are you...
Apr 7, 20251 min read


Life Behind Bars Chapter 7
Chapter Seven The Cast Hipster Henry Well, if dealing with millennials isn’t bad enough, meet Hipster Henry. A simple minded sheep...
Apr 6, 202561 min read


Brewster's Trillions
April 5, 2025 I feel like we're watching the sequel to Richard Prior's 1985 hit Brewster's Millions. If you're not familiar with the...
Apr 5, 20252 min read


The Trouble with Trillions
April 4, 2025 Over 3 trillion dollars of wealth has been wiped off the boards and into oblivion since the Bankruptcy Baron has taken...
Apr 4, 20252 min read


Locomotive Breath
April 3, 2025 Maturing as a human is kind of like being a train. I know what you’re thinking, here goes crazy old Uncle Ray with another...
Apr 3, 20253 min read


Hail Atlantis!
April 2, 2025 After watching Kevin Costner’s Waterworld during Movie Monday, Trump and his cabinet have decided to double down on...
Apr 2, 20252 min read


April Fool's Day
April 1, 2025 If one more damned kid offers me a brownie and hands me a brown letter E made from construction paper I'm going to flip my...
Apr 1, 20251 min read
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