Provisions

January 23, 2026

In the anticipation of the blizzard coming Sunday, we here at the DeGraw household are well prepared. A dozen fresh baked New Jersey bagels have been procured. A tub of Philly Cream Cheese and butter are on the ready. A bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts for that little extra push has been added to the inventory. But most importantly, wine, beer, whiskey and vodka to warm our spirits!

New shovels and new sleds eagerly await their Christening. Oh yes, we're not fucking around! Did I hear you say French Toast on Monday morning before the final cleanup begins? Well, you got it pal! How about a few slices of Taylor Ham with that? You bet your bippy!

And then back to grind on Tuesday. That's how we roll here in New Jersey. So enjoy the extra day, try not to die of a heart attack cleaning the snow. Then let's pray to the Gods that the kids are back in school by Tuesday. And for those of you running around, driving like a maniac and shopping as if the apocalypse is upon us...relax, please, you're gonna get through this! Unless, of course, you lose your internet service! Then may God have mercy on your soul. You might be forced to talk to your family!

We might have to run back out Sunday morning before the heavy stuff starts coming in!