You Better Run!

May 23, 2025

Squirrels can be down right cute. They can be pretty darned comical if you watch them long enough. Sometimes you wish you could just pick one up and cuddle with it. But then you start feeding the birds and they destroy your birdfeeders. Then you try to grow fruits and vegetables and they decimate your crop. Half the time just taking one little chunk out of something and then leaving it for you to see.

"Yeah, I took one bite out of that, what are you going to do about it?"

Come to think of it, squirrels aren't that cute. In fact there nature's biggest douchebags. But, still, as much as I would like to string them up from the apple trees as a warning to the others, I can't help but have a soft spot in my heart for them. Which is why I only give my BB gun one pump instead of 10. Stupid cute assholes.

Yeah, that's right, I'm stealing your birdseed. Be lucky I don't chew through the soffits and get into your attic!