What's a Hurricane?

June 3, 2025

The acting head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (F.E.M.A.) was caught off guard yesterday when pressed about his agency's plans going forward for this year's hurricane season. David Ricardson, another Trump appointee and ring kisser, was completely unaware that the United States has this "so called" hurricane season. News to him, I guess!

Excuse me, sir, do you live under a fucking rock?! Have you read a newspaper other than Newsmax, Breitbart or OAN weekly in the past 60 plus years? Have you tuned into a television? They have Technicolor now! Perhaps you found some time to log onto your AOL account? You remember, you got that CD that offered you 15 free minutes of internet time at Circuit City back in the 90's...there should be a few minutes to spare on that offer! Have you gotten too much sun on the golf course? Too many cigars and snifters of brandy fogging the mind? Lord Jesus, God All Mighty!

Thank the maker we don't have buffoons like this heading other agencies! Can you imagine if we had an anti-vaxxer running the Department of Health and Human Services? Can you imagine if we had the former President and CEO of World Wide Wrestling and Entertainment in charge of something like the Department of Education? How about a former Fox News host be put in charge of the Department of Defense!? Or worse yet, a former reality television star as President? My stars! We'd be doomed!

Nothing to worry about here! Just a few downed trees.