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Top Ten Tuesday!

  • Ray DeGraw
  • Sep 9
  • 1 min read

September 9, 2025

I've got to say, I love MAGA hats! I also love Trump flags! I know what you're all saying...Ray, have you gone mad!? No, no silly gooses! I still hate the tyrant king and all his minions that have so rudely managed to infiltrate our government and turn this country into a Dictatorship. But you see, wearing the uniform or flying the flag of oppression makes you stand out! So here are the top ten reasons why I love these red badges of "courage" so very much.


  1. I immediately know which idiot to not talk to at a BBQ.

  2. I know which neighbor to avoid at all costs.

  3. I can make a list of folks to sell magic beans to.

  4. I know which people I do not want to work for, no matter how big the salary.

  5. I know which house to not let my children go to.

  6. In case of the apocalypse I know where I can find at least a dozen guns.

  7. If I needed to watch Fox news, I know all of the tv's in the house will have it on.

  8. There is probably gold buried in the back yard.

  9. If I need to borrow some sugar or a can of beans I'm sure there is a 20-year supply hoarded in the basement.

  10. If I need to contract an eradicated disease, I know where to watch Monday night football this week.

Top 10 lists, it's come to this!
Top 10 lists, it's come to this!

 
 
 

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