Threat Level Midnight

June 1, 2025

Forgive the departure. I know the half a dozen people who read this website were really looking forward to Chapter 12 of Life Behind Bars. But something has taken precedent over my lackluster melodrama of my long lost bartending career. While the six of you may possibly lose sleep tonight, I apologize in earnest. I realize how exciting it is anticipating the next arc in the storyline that is my life, and I'm sure I'll get hate mail from all of you, but what happened last night needs to be brought to the forefront.

On the Truth Social App, run by the current occupant of the Whitehouse, we got a bit of a disturbing piece of news. It seems, according to a very trusted source (some right wing dingbat and Trump holy roller) that Joe Biden was executed back in 2020. Crazy right? But it gets better. Apparently the dastardly Democratic party not only got a replacement for old Sleepy Joe, they cloned him! But it gets even better! The story goes on to say that not only was Biden cloned, he was replaced with doubles and get this...'robotic engineered soulless, mindless entities' to fill in for the former commander in chief.

Okay, so where to begin. It's already hard enough to deal with the crazy uncle at the family picnic who believes everything he sees on the internet. It's even harder when one of your own parents begins to believe everything they see on the internet. And let's not forget when you run into an old friend who you shared your childhood with believing everything he sees on the internet. Its hard, and it's heartbreaking, and it's a little scary to be honest. It's the main reason I have my own website and I'm not on the Facebook...although in a desperate attempt to gain more viewers, I have resorted to posting on LinkedIn and Instagram. Sorry, by the way, for that!

But when the President of the United States, the leader of the free world, the man who has the launch codes for the biggest nuclear arsenal on the planet, the man who can deploy the world's biggest army on God's green earth on a whim, the man who can (and does) completely fuck with the world's economy with needless tariffs that make little to no sense, the man who has begun to systematically hunt down hard working immigrants who help our economy thrive, the man who punishes anybody who has the stones to say no to him, the man who defies the judiciary when it doesn't bend to his will, the man who literally has become above the law of the land shares a story on his social media platform of this magnitude...well, shit folks, we're done for.

It's plain and simple, this guy is fucking nuts. If you're not terrified, well, you should be. Can you imagine if any former president, be it Democrat or Republican, actually shared this kind of information with the public?! It's mind boggling to say the least. This is crazy. Crazy that goes to 11! If I'm in the houses of representatives, or the judiciary (the two other branches of government for those of you who have no idea how our government operates), I'm calling for an immediate emergency, all hands on deck. Get this fucking nutjob out immediately. Hell, I don't even care if we have to deal with JD Vance as a temporary president. Hey, he may be a douchebag, and be a bit nuts himself, but he isn't Trump crazy. This madness has to stop and stop now.

Just to reiterate, the President of the United States of America believes that Joe Biden was executed back in 2020 and replaced with clones, body doubles and robotic engineered soulless, mindless entities. I've had enough with this already America. I hope you have too. Resist, rebel, replace and repeal. R4 for short. This nutjob has got to go before he ends up killing us all.

Wow! I can't believe how great this works!