Take the Day off!

September 1, 2025

I hope you're enjoying your day off you filthy plebs! Because it's back to the salt mines of Kessel tomorrow! Bunch of lazy, entitled halfwits! No, I kid! If anything, we Americans deserve a day to drink some beers, eat some hot dogs and if we're lucky have a slice of chocolate cake for dessert. You've earned it folks! After months of ruthless manhunts and deportations many of you have had to cut your own lawn! Clean your own pools and houses...even shop for your own food! Oh, the ghastliness of it all! The horror, the horror!

I know, it's been daunting. You've actually had to do some hard work this summer. No lazy dog dangling afternoons sipping on beers and lemonades as the help cleans up your messes. No more smelling the sweet summer air as your freshly cut lawn mixes aromas with the chlorine from your sparkling pool. No, now it's your hands smelling like gas and oil. It's your t-shirt drenched with sweat and dirt as your well earned weekend is now filled with the mundane task of taking care of your own shit, and not letting Pedro do it for you for pennies on the dollar. He's more of a man than most of you will ever be. And don't forget that.

As your weekends wilt away and your Labor Day ends as soon as it begins, perhaps you'll realize just how valuable all those immigrants, that you were trained so mightily to hate, were. Just think of the tyrant king who's hand is bruised from "shaking too many hands"...he might actually have to start paying the staff at his various resorts minimum wage! Poor fella. I'd love to see him crank up his own lawnmower, if he even knows what one looks like. See you all at work tomorrow assholes.

Keep them lines straight Raymondo!