Shiny New Truck? Not Bloody Likely!

June 21, 2025

I love my truck. She's a keeper. Low mileage, utilitarian and get this...it still has a CD player! Boom! She's full of scratches, and the interior hasn't been cleaned in years. Covered in dust? You betcha! What about the bed? Filled with grass clippings, dirt, and I think there might be a tree growing back there. I tell you what, she's filthy she is! But she gets me to and fro with my trusty mower banging around as I go from lawn to lawn.

I've been seeing people driving around in trucks that don't have a scratch on them. The rims are chrome, the beds are so clean you could eat an egg off of them. Tow hitch? Hell yeah, but never been used. There are a couple of flagpole holders though to proudly display their love for America and their favorite candidate. I'm sure you've seen this unique brand of idiot drive by your house on occasion. How they can afford to own such a vehicle is a mystery to all. Don't even think of putting a finger print on their chassis, they might sock you one!

Somebody once asked me, "what the hell happened to your truck?!" Without hesitation I turned to them and said, "It lived, that's what happened!"

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts kid