Saturday's Sidewalks to Nowhere
- Ray DeGraw
- Jun 7
- 1 min read
June 7, 2025
Well, I tell you what...down here in good old Roxbury, New Jersey we like our sidewalks incomplete and nonsensical. Safety is our number one goal, so we try our damnedest to keep you from attempting to walk all together! Walk your dog? Screw you Pal! Walk to school? No way Jose! Here in Roxbury we keep our sidewalks incomplete for a reason! And that's how we like it!
It's too bad one can't get to the school pictured in the distance without a car, or risking life and limb by dodging traffic. Why go there on off hours anyway? It's not like we spent millions on a turf football field, outdoor classrooms, new playground equipment, an exercise course, repaving the basketball court, new backstop on the baseball field...oh wait.
Well, at least at the end of this sidewalk to nowhere, the owner of the house was kind enough to leave a small grill for cooking. I mean, who knows how long you will be stuck there waiting to cross the road. One could get hungry watching cars fly by at breakneck speeds. Hunker down, make camp and wait this one out, you may be here for a while!
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