Old Man Yells at Cloud!

December 13, 2025

Bartesian Cocktail Maker, for those of you who have become so fucking useless you can't even pour your own drink any more. Well done society, well done indeed! Seriously, have you seen the commercial for this absolutely useless machine? Similar to the Keurig coffee maker, but instead of making a crappy cup of coffee, it makes your cocktails for you. Really? You can't put ice in a glass, add an ounce of liquor and pour fruit juice or soda on top? Is that too much to ask of you?

"Sorry everybody, party is over, we ran out of pods!"

"But we still have liquor!"

"Yeah, but how are we supposed to use that without the pods?"

"Shit, you're right! Okay, thanks for having us over! See you next time. And don't forget to stock up on those pods!"

Yes, folks, we are doomed.

Hello Beautiful! Take me away from the madness, if only for a short while!