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Hell is Coming to Breakfast

  • Ray DeGraw
  • Jun 11
  • 2 min read

June 11, 2025

On Saturday the Tyrant king will be throwing himself a big, beautiful birthday party. Sure, it just happens to coincide with the 250th birthday of our country's Army, but come on folks, we know better. This is the same asshole who called the great John McCain a loser for being shot down in battle and caught by the North Vietnamese, and dead soldiers "suckers" for dying in battle and not making it home to their loved ones. Yeah, we know this is for you, Mr. Trump, you megalomaniac.


The parade, at an estimated cost of $45 million dollars with an additional 15 million in street repairs after that heavy equipment rolls through, apparently slipped through the cracks at the Department of Government Efficiency. It also slipped by all those GOP fiscal hawks in the House of Representatives who have lauded the efforts of DOGE and its cost savings for the people of these great United States. Bravo. I'm sure all those Federal workers who were fired and sent home will love the sight of this display.


With all this being said, what scares me the most, and I haven't heard one pundit talking about this, what if the small army that is being massed in Washington D.C. never has any intention of leaving? Terrifying thought, don't you think? Under the guise of a grand military parade, this brazen, corrupt and authoritarian administration is rolling an invading army into town...and it might never leave.


My research shows that there will be 28 Abrams main battle tanks, 28 Bradley Fighting vehicles, 28 Styker vehicles, 4 Paladin self-propelled howitzers and approximately 6,600 soldiers marching on our nation's capital on Saturday. I hate to be an alarmist, or a conspiracy theorist, but this sounds right up this administration's alley. The only thing, other than vodka and sleeping pills, that allows me to sleep at night is that fact that I don't think anybody in this administration is smart enough to think of such a dastardly plan.


But what does keep me up, is that they are evil enough. Happy 250th birthday to our great nation's Army. I hope all goes well.


Oh, shit, we're doomed!
Oh, shit, we're doomed!




 
 
 

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smuckle
Jun 11

Some great items on display there (on your carpet, not in the upcoming compensation parade). Had the H.A.V.O.C. and the Mauler when I was little.

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Ray DeGraw
Jun 11
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The last vehicle in my parade, the mobile command center, I found on the side of the road in the original box! Inside were also about a half a dozen Joes. It was a great day for picking through another person's garbage, I tell you what!

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