Hall of Fame?

June 25, 2025

Well, I guess it turns out that birds of a feather really do flock together. Notorious cheater and steroid junky Roger Clemens just gave fellow cheater and convicted criminal Donald Trump a pat on the back. After bombing Iran with zero intelligence reports, or at lease none that the White House seem to be able to come up with, he called the Don a 'Legend'.

I'm glad you will never be elected to the Hall of Fame you fucking disgrace of a baseball player. I always hated you as a member of the Redsox, and even more when you were brought on to play with my beloved Yankees. You are a stain on society and the poster boy (other than Trump) for how cheating and being a total asshole have somehow become acceptable...if not applauded.

I hope all those steroids, and God knows what else you took to cheat your way to millions, end up making your heart explode. Maybe it can happen when you're meeting your hero. Just do me a favor and tape a bag of nails and screws to your chest, so you can both leave us at the same time. Maybe you can go play a round of golf together with Satan. He's waiting for you both on the back nine.

Fore!

One of these to the nuts for every time you cheated...hope it was worth it! -Satan