Dear Idiot...

June 28, 2025

I have a message to the idiot who purposely makes his muffler misfire in a vain attempt to be heard. Yes, I hear you mother fucker, every time you pass my house. My dog hears you and cowers in the corner, the birds who fly out of the trees hear you, my cat who scurries into the bushes hears you, the rabbits and groundhogs who dive into their holes hear you...well, you get it. Well, no, you don't because you are the poster boy for what we call a dipshit.

Hear me, hear me, hear me! I want to be heard! Nobody listens to me! My daddy doesn't love me! My dick is small! Yes, we know buddy. Oh, we know! And being that you spent 99% of your minimum wage salary on a car you can't afford, with a muffler loudener you can't afford, window tint and spoilers you can't afford...you're wallet ain't fat either. No personality, no charm, an incessant need to be noticed, and no money to boot? Good luck with the gals, you ladies man! Because that's strike one, two and three...and four if that were a thing! You got it going on brotha!

And here's a note to your parents that let this go on. Piss off you a-holes! I guess it's true what they say, fruit doesn't fall far from the tree. That fact that you let your kid spend all his graduation money on a vehicle that has disrupted the entire neighborhood multiple times a day and into the night says a lot about you. Worst part is you probably encouraged it and think that your kid is just the most special thing ever! Aw, how cute for you!

I look forward to the police department pulling him over on multiple occasions over the next few weeks, issuing a noise summons every time. That's going to add up. And you know your kid ain't paying those fines. So, I'm happy that burden will fall on you. Then eventually, your idiot kid will wrap his car around a telephone pole making the ordeal even more expensive. Good luck with that. Let's just pray he doesn't take anybody out in the process. Fucking idiots.

You should be able to hear this two towns over! Good for you kiddo!