Cover Your Heart Indy!

May 19, 2025

I think I may be getting too old to be landscaping. I'm only two months in and already I feel beat up. When I get home at night I kind of feel like Indiana Jones in Raider's of the Lost Ark. You know the famous scene, right? After being dragged behind a truck, shot in the arm and getting the piss beat out of him by a gigantic German muscle head he escapes on a boat with the Ark. Sitting in the captains chambers he takes off his shirt, his body covered in cuts and bruises, his body aching...he's so tired and sore and beaten down, he can barely move.

I guess the only difference is I'm not being chased by Nazis...at least, not yet. And Marion isn't kissing my bruises!

Well damnit Indy, where doesn't it hurt?!